Two C's with a Pod

The Return of#HappyMatt

It's been a grueling 1,459 days for @wmchammer33. That's over. With Joe Biden's election to the Presidency we witness the overnight transformation from #RedAssMatt to #HappyMatt. The boys discuss differences between 16 and 20; COVID's role in this election; if Biden stored the pandemic playbook in iCloud or Google Drive; the overnight end of systemic racism, police brutality, and climate change; what month Kamala Harris will become President, a guest question from the #LegitPoonhound himself on who is a hotter First Lady - Melania or Jill, and of course what will Matt's handle be on Parler.

Matt reads Andy's 1 Star Reviews (Parental Advisory Explicit Lyrics)

If there is one thing the boys really enjoy, it's a good 1 Star Review. On today's episode, Matt went out to Andy's store's Google Page and pulled some of the not so favorable reviews. Listen in as Andy defends serving Juice in plastic bottles vs. Mason Jars, why he makes every customer wait a minimum of an hour to serve their drinks, his refusal to share his recipes with customers, why his customers threaten to regularly kick his employees in the "cooter", and if L B the troll is a real person or not.

May Fires Back!

The ever popular Matt May returns! He shares his thoughts on how his basketball game compares to that of Hall of Famer Clyde Drexler, how he and Campbell combined would make a perfect athlete, the history of #ThottyThursday, and of course how his sexy shirtless selfie has could launch a very lucrative OnlyFans site. Of course, no mid October show would be complete without Campbell weighing in on Columbus Day.

 

No ad from the #LegitPoonhound this week, but the boys want to send their best wishes for a speedy and full recovery after he announced he had Coronavirus last week.  

Keep Patrick Mahomes Safe

Cam Newton gets COVID the week the Chiefs and Patriots play. Now the boys are worried sick about the health and safety of Patrick Mahomes. Yep, it took Patrick Mahomes being at risk to get Andy fully on board with the mask mandates, but better late than never we guess. Hear all about their concerns and plans to keep Patrick safe... oh yeah, the President had COVID and they talk about that too.

 

Also, our sponsor the #LegitPoonHound checks in with a big announcement. 

Varsity Debate Team

Master Debaters is too easy and overused. Boorish behavior. Interruptions. Rambling Answers that don't answer the question. Bickering. An inept moderator. Enough about a normal Two C's with a Pod episode, let's talk about the First Presidential Debate between President Trump and former Vice President Biden. The boys worked a late night to record right after that shit show. The least you can do is listen to more interrupting, arguing , and rambling.

4 C's with a Pod: Elle and Reese Takeover

You've heard what it is like from a parent's perspective. You've heard what it is like from a Teacher's perspective. Now, hear what it is like from a student's perspective. Luckily for us, we have an 8th Grader nearby and she brought along her friend. Elle and Reese share their experience of what it was like last year to leave for Spring Break and never come back (empty yearbooks) and how the transition to 8th grade has been with the Hybrid model. Hear from the cool kids and the Boomer on this special 4 C's with a Pod

Booing Unity

For the first time since the Coronavirus pandemic hit and the focus on Social Justice Awareness was heightened, one of the 4 major US sports welcomed fans. (No, Matt MLS is not considered a major sport.) Andy was one of the ~16,000 people that were welcomed and he was pleased with the on field result. The narrative coming out of the game wasn't the game itself but the "perceived" actions of the crowd during the Display of Unity. That has given Andy a case fo the Red Ass and he is ready to fire back. Buckle up boys and girl

The Return of Mr. C

Schools back in session and this year it's different for good 'ol Mr. C. Hear how his classroom "set up" has changed, how the kids talk to each other without a chat feature, and how Mr. C gets himself a break on larger Zooms. Of course it wouldn't be a 2 C's episode without a few tangents. Today's tangent - Cobra Kai.

 

Today's episode is brought to you by our good friends over Cornerstones. Cornerstones is a videocast exploring the music of Phish and the Grateful Dead...cover to cover. Episode 1 dropped September 1 and episode 2 drops November 2. Along the way, enjoy Happy Trey

 

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Content Creators of the Year!

A twitter argument over whether Tyreke Hill should be a Chief in the summer of 2019 spawned a podcast that by all rights should have lasted by 5 possibly 10 episodes. Yet here we are over a year later and the 2 C's are still at it. Matter of fact, they even have sponsors. It's true - anything is possible! Congrats on the year fellas and enjoy this look back at the first year of 2 C's with a Pod that documented one of the craziest, if not the craziest, year ever from the very unique perspective of Andy and Matt

 

Thanks to our friends at Cornerstones for sponsoring the show. Cornerstones is a videocast exploring the music of Phish and the Grateful Dead...cover to cover. Episode 1 dropped September 1 and if this 5 star rating from @mrskaracav on Twitter is any indication, you’re going to want to go out of your way to get over there to subscribe. She was kind enough to tell us “This was by the far the best 7 minutes and 37 seconds of my Tuesday. 5 stars!” Head on over to CornerstonesPHGD and pound that Follow button. You’ll be glad ya did.

 

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Run it Back - Matt's list of things he dislikes about DJT

This episode originally aired August 19, 2019. Adjusting to going back to school has been a challenge, so pushed our normal recording date back a few days to accommodate. Then, Andy's internet was cut by mowers (or probably some Government agency to silence us!) so we missed our windows to get this recorded this week. We'll be back next week!

For now, enjoy a look back a little over a year ago as we dig into the archives....

 

Matt has been in a really bad mood since November 8, 2016. Don't believe us, take a small scroll down his Twitter page to get a sampling. Andy's conscience would not allow Matt to start another school year without a good old fashioned venting session, so he asked Matt to list out all of the things he disliked about Donald Trump. 

 

Thanks to our sponsers at Cornerstones. Cornerstones is a videocast exploring the music of Phish and the Grateful Dead...cover to cover. Episode 1 drops September 1 and it is definitely something you’ll want to be in on ground floor.

 

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